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  • Can You Break A Hundred? By Steven Briggs

    Can You Break A Hundred? By Steven Briggs

    I’ve spent a good amount of the recent years threading my way through the United States. One of my favorite spots is the mother of Jazz, the brass blasting New Orleans. This is the city where I first ate fried reptile, and it’s appropriate to yell “SHOW US YOUR TITTIES!” for the currency of beads. Although boobs tend to get most of the attention in New Orleans, I happen to prefer women’s butts which is the reason that I chose to scream ”SHOW US YOUR BUTT, [...]

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  • Knock Knock, Who’s There? The Police By Steven Briggs

    Knock Knock, Who’s There? The Police By Steven Briggs

    I’m awakened to the fist of justice knocking at the front door. I blink my eyes a few times for clarity and notice a pool of blood connecting to Heather’s face. I’ve now come to the realization that Heather and her significant other have gotten into an altercation that invited unwarranted neighbors to hear. Bang! The door is ripped from it’s hinges by a powerful size 11 boot. Two police officers rush in, one officer tells me to stand up and walk outside. It is snowing [...]

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  • Fortune Teller By Steven Briggs

    Fortune Teller By Steven Briggs

    I catch a view of a woman walking by the pool. Her over-grown, cellulite-filled mom ass is jiggling like a bag of potato salad as she moves towards me. She stops moving and I count to three Mississippi before the bag of potato salad she is dragging behind her slowly catches up with the rest of her body. This is Cassandra, my mom’s fortuneteller. Now, you would think that after years of going to one of these fortune tellers, my [...]

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  • April: Will The Real Steven Briggs Please Stand Up

    April: Will The Real Steven Briggs Please Stand Up

    When I decided that I wanted to give stand up a try, I went to an open mic night in town just to see the level of talent that I would be up against. After four or five comedians I was thinking that everyone was pretty funny, but that I could do better. Then Steven Briggs went on, and I re-evaluated which career I should pursue. He even broke out a beatbox version of Ride My Pony by Ginuwine that [...]

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