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  • My Dog Is Racist By Adam Waddle

    My Dog Is Racist By Adam Waddle

    As much as I hate to admit that, it is true. Here is the story… My friend Jessica told me that her lab was having puppies, and I had been thinking about getting a dog. I have always loved Golden Retrievers, and I knew that labs were supposed to be very similar in temperament. She told me that her dog got pregnant at the dog park, so she wasn’t sure what it was going to be mixed with. I didn’t [...]

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  • My First Job By Adam Waddle

    My First Job By Adam Waddle

    When I was 16, I got my first summer job. I took a two-week class to learn how to be a lifeguard, and afterwards I was hired by the city of Las Vegas to work at a small pool called Hadland. Hadland was a community pool attached to a middle school on 28th Street and Stewart in Las Vegas. Which is the GHETTO. I was a 16-year-old white kid from the suburbs working in the heart of Mexican gang territory, [...]

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  • I Don’t Care How Many Cows Get Molested By Adam Waddle

    I Don’t Care How Many Cows Get Molested By Adam Waddle

      So recently I was chattin’ it up with a friend at work who happened to be a vegan. I asked him if he decided to become a vegan for health reasons, or was it something else that prompted him to cut animal and animal products out of his diet. He told me that it was a moral issue for him. He didn’t eat meat because he didn’t want to be responsible for the death of another living thing. I get that, [...]

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  • “Penis Face” – Adam Waddle

    “Penis Face” – Adam Waddle

    Adam Waddle is a stand up comedian from Las Vegas, NV and this is a clip from his first open mic night. Find Adam Waddle on his Facebook https://www.facebook.com/adam.s.waddle

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  • Girlfriends VS Dogs By Adam Waddle

    Girlfriends VS Dogs By Adam Waddle

    So my girlfriend asked me one day why I say,”I love you” to my dog more than her. I thought about it for a second, and I came to the conclusion that I said it more to my dog because she was always happy to see me no matter what.

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  • The Genius Of MTV’s The Jersey Shore By Adam Waddle

    The Genius Of MTV’s The Jersey Shore By Adam Waddle

    That’s right, I said the genius of MTV’s the ‘Jersey Shore’. I must say I despise the whole culture, and overall stupidity of the cast members on this show. That being said, for some reason if I sit down and it is on…I will watch it. I started to think that I had contracted a horrible disease, or that my latest snowboarding crash had scrambled my brains. I even consulted a physician to make sure everything was fine, and to [...]

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  • Ban Books About Dogs Dying By Adam Waddle

    Ban Books About Dogs Dying By Adam Waddle

    I read a lot of books now a days, but I wasn’t always a big reader. When I was young I rarely read books, and I blame it on the books that my teachers made me read in elementary school. Three of the novels that I read in elementary school were about dead dogs. The three books were Where The Red Fern Grows, Old Yeller, and Sounder.

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  • Jonathan Swift Was Way Ahead Of His Time By Adam Waddle

    Jonathan Swift Was Way Ahead Of His Time By Adam Waddle

    As a society our sense of humor has changed a great deal over the years. The jokes I hear today are more edgy, and outrageous than ever before. I think we are exposed to so much today that for something to make us laugh it has to really catch us off guard. One of the ways to achieve this is to say something from an outrageous point of view. The edgy jokes I hear today cover topics like bestiality, genocide, [...]

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  • Baby Cribs Are Unsafe By Adam Waddle

    Baby Cribs Are Unsafe By Adam Waddle

    I heard a startling statistic that approximately 100 babies die every year from falling out of cribs. There are also approximately 10,000 babies injured in crib related accidents every year.

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