• I Don’t Care How Many Cows Get Molested By Adam Waddle

    I Don’t Care How Many Cows Get Molested By Adam Waddle

      So recently I was chattin’ it up with a friend at work who happened to be a vegan. I asked him if he decided to become a vegan for health reasons, or was it something else that prompted him to cut animal and animal products out of his diet. He told me that it was a moral issue for him. He didn’t eat meat because he didn’t want to be responsible for the death of another living thing. I get that, [...]

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  • Can You Break A Hundred? By Steven Briggs

    Can You Break A Hundred? By Steven Briggs

    I’ve spent a good amount of the recent years threading my way through the United States. One of my favorite spots is the mother of Jazz, the brass blasting New Orleans. This is the city where I first ate fried reptile, and it’s appropriate to yell “SHOW US YOUR TITTIES!” for the currency of beads. Although boobs tend to get most of the attention in New Orleans, I happen to prefer women’s butts which is the reason that I chose to scream ”SHOW US YOUR BUTT, [...]

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  • Knock Knock, Who’s There? The Police By Steven Briggs

    Knock Knock, Who’s There? The Police By Steven Briggs

    I’m awakened to the fist of justice knocking at the front door. I blink my eyes a few times for clarity and notice a pool of blood connecting to Heather’s face. I’ve now come to the realization that Heather and her significant other have gotten into an altercation that invited unwarranted neighbors to hear. Bang! The door is ripped from it’s hinges by a powerful size 11 boot. Two police officers rush in, one officer tells me to stand up and walk outside. It is snowing [...]

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  • Fortune Teller By Steven Briggs

    Fortune Teller By Steven Briggs

    I catch a view of a woman walking by the pool. Her over-grown, cellulite-filled mom ass is jiggling like a bag of potato salad as she moves towards me. She stops moving and I count to three Mississippi before the bag of potato salad she is dragging behind her slowly catches up with the rest of her body. This is Cassandra, my mom’s fortuneteller. Now, you would think that after years of going to one of these fortune tellers, my [...]

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  • The Saga Of Jack Shit By Nick Johnson

    The Saga Of Jack Shit By Nick Johnson

      So, I have a habit of making people angry with me because i don’t really take anything they say seriously. I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, and i don’t really remember what we were talking about, but the conversation started to get a little heated. And finally he said, “Dude, you don’t know Jack shit!” I was a little taken back because the way he said it, in my head he made sound like [...]

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  • I Can’t Remember What Day It Is By Adam Waddle

    I Can’t Remember What Day It Is By Adam Waddle

    My girlfriends have always gotten mad at me because I can’t remember their birthdays, but I don’t think that is fair. I try so hard to remember them, but eventually it gets lost in the recesses of my brain like long division and geography. I don’t even know what day it is most of the time. I have been celebrating Memorial day for my whole life and it is on a long list of many other holidays that I couldn’t [...]

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  • June: Heath Harmison Proves That “Being Clean” Can Make Comedy Gold

    June: Heath Harmison Proves That “Being Clean” Can Make Comedy Gold

    Heath is one of the brightest new comedians out there. His PG-13 style of comedy kills in clubs, colleges, and festivals including the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. He has opened for some of the best comics in the business including Louie Anderson and Eddie Griffin. His abilities that are presented on stage are endless! From doing celebrity impersonations, to singing, dancing, and accents. Heath’s comedy will paint a picture in your mind that will be burned in for weeks [...]

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  • May: Spencer Bland Is Anything But!

    May: Spencer Bland Is Anything But!

    As a “West Coast Comedian”, I am always interested to see what is happening comedy wise on the other side of the nation. So after a bit of research, I came across Spencer Bland. From the moment he stepped on stage looking like, “the love child of Harry Potter and Hagrid”, I was hooked. His stage presence is impeccable and his jokes can be categorized as quick jabs that have just enough punch to keep the audience laughing and still [...]

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  • April: Will The Real Steven Briggs Please Stand Up

    April: Will The Real Steven Briggs Please Stand Up

    When I decided that I wanted to give stand up a try, I went to an open mic night in town just to see the level of talent that I would be up against. After four or five comedians I was thinking that everyone was pretty funny, but that I could do better. Then Steven Briggs went on, and I re-evaluated which career I should pursue. He even broke out a beatbox version of Ride My Pony by Ginuwine that [...]

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